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Friday, March 21, 2003

French Jokes

From a comments posting at Dean's blog... and though I love French and am hoping to go to France this summer, I've got to admit that this is pretty funny.

Q. What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?
A. The French Army.

"We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it."
--Marge Simpson

"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French, people."
--Conan O'Brien

"I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of France!"
--Jay Leno

War without France would be like...World War II.

"The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into Paris under a German flag."
--David Letterman

Q. How did the French advertise surplus World War II rifles?
A. "Never fired, only dropped once."

Why does Nike like the French Army?
Because, in war time, they are the biggest buyers of running shoes.

Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney? Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.

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