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Friday, March 14, 2003 What a strange world we live in. Some days the world just seems to get more and more bizarre. Crunch! Giant Chee-to spurs online frenzy: Can you believe people are making such a big deal about this? Ebay pranksters bid the gargantuan Cheeto into millions of dollars and the site finally took the listing offline. The Cheeto's owner finally decided to donate it to a small community. Geez, it's just a snack food. Cops Charge Queens Man In Robberies: Say he held up banks to pay for cost of 'female physique': A (male) transvestite needed money to buy medicine to keep his breasts. Yeah, you read that right. A Denton man may have driven around the city for months with his dead mother in a trash-filled van before he died a few days ago in the same vehicle.... How scary is that? Not to mention the fact that he wasn't entirely clothed (read: naked from the waist down) when they found him in the van. Duct Tape Get-Up Was 'Part of Our Art': Get this: Olabayo Olaniyi and Reena Patel were arrested on charges of staging a bomb hoax in Washington that they say was performance art, never meant to seem dangerous at all. The funny part to me is that Olaniyi was an artist-in-residence at the University of Michigan School of Art and Design last year; Patel just graduated from the same institution. Just one of the many ways my college makes the news. For the record, they seem sincere in their astonishment--it doesn't look like they meant to imply that they were carrying bombs. ^ Top | 3:02 PM | | | 
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