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Monday, March 03, 2003 Wow, I've been a slacker. So we're now into March and I missed Randomness's first birthday (how sad!) or any other posts for the last week. Yikes. Well, spring break was wonderful--more on that later, since I need to grab dinner in a minute--but in the meantime I'll leave you with a somewhat bizarre list of quotes compiled from my trip to Niagara Falls with Tait and Ryan (who, by the way, is a girl :-). If you don't understand, don't worry--I'm sure no one besides the three of us really gets what they were all about anyway. ;-) The Official Spring Break 2003 List of Quotable Quotes Tait: ... With homemade strawberries. Ryan: I know it's your turn, but don't pick anything stupid. Dawn: So inside you just really want to be a pet, don't you. Ryan: I like deformed people. Tait: [The host of The Price is Right], he comforts me. The host of the bed and breakfast: I'll never get in one of those washing machines [aka Canadian helicopters]—they're dead, all dead! Ryan: You're screwed up, Tait; you want people to hit you--you’re a masochist... girls in kimonos.... Dawn: You're going to slip and fall on the ice and break those glasses of yours. Tait: I know why you don't hit girls--you’re abiding by the old rule: guys don't hit girls, therefore Dawn doesn't hit girls. Tait: I'm going to eat you. Agrumph. Tait: I thought you were going to take my foot and read my fortune. Tait: That’s a cute little girl. Dawn (reply): If only she was wearing a kimono.... ^ Top | 6:13 PM | | | 
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