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Friday, January 20, 2006 Jesus, Mystery Science Theater Style Hilarious Jesus satire--thanks to Parke for the link. Jesus: And you guys. How do you expect to get into heaven by playing board games? ... And these guys, they think they can get into heaven just because they dress like the wise men. Roman Guard #1: They said he was pretty mad. Roman Guard #2: I'd be mad too if I had to trot around in the desert in those sandals. Roman Guard #1: They're so BC. Roman Guard #2: You know Rome's not only the most powerful nation in the world, we're also the most stylish. You know how cool you look? Jesus: Rule #2: You're not allowed to have any fun unless you're laughing at how dumb the devil is. ^ Top | 10:59 PM | | | 
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