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Wednesday, January 10, 2007
Asian Fetish on Craigslist
Craigslist personals are a great source of amusement, but this guy takes the cake: either he's 1. unable to form coherent sentences in what I presume is his native tongue, English, or 2. he's writing deliberately in broken English in order to be more "understandable" to the Asian women he seeks. In either case, it's scary. This is one of the best (read: worst) personal ads I've ever seen.
Wisest, happiest is firstest Asian woman 18-26
Wisest, happiest Asian woman on earth 1 that catches me. RU world's champion Asian female runner? Help me bring great joy & laughter into UR life. Like riddles? Jokes? Promise NOT 2 make U laugh TOO hard & hurt tummy! Me, I'm soft-spoken gentlemen that enjoys breathing. All relationship gurus emphasize open communication and OPEN MINDEDNESS! I'm so open with my communications my girlfriendZ all tape my mouth shut!(Hahahahahaha!) I'll always desire to know what's in UR heart, on UR mind. Fun? hey, love going places, doing fun things. Also have great fun meeting people, taking time 2 really get 2 know someone. Quiet times, relaxing, unwinding together, having a great meal together all so very much of interest 2 me. Family, well, your family & mine R so very important 2b blessing 2. Hope 'n' pray YOU catch ME soon! ;) Ohhh ... J-a-m-e-sssss ...
P.S. Stirred,
yet, not shaken ... Labels: Craigslist, relationships
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